It’s no secret that NYC is the greatest city in the world. So it’s no question that anybody who’s anybody (or thinks they’re somebody) would want to move here ASAP. However, most people that come here won’t stay here; they came for the wrong reasons and leave when “it’s not working out.” There are those that come with big dreams, and those that come with the assumption that this is where life begins. This is actually where life is LIVED. Guaranteed, if you know how to live here, you’ll never want to leave. If you don’t know how we operate you’ll stick out like a New Yorker in Boston. We see you – digging for your Metro Card in front of the subway turnstile (you had ample opportunity to prepare yourself before holding up everyone behind you while searching through a bottomless bag for a metro card that should already be in your hand). Have respect for this city. Get to know the culture, the art, the history, the TRAINS for fuck sake. Get to know the people, the neighborhoods…explore! There’s a reason the saying goes “After 10 years you can call yourself a true New Yorker”. We can help make that transition a bit easier for you, because…well…we know it better. We’ll provide tips for making your everyday in this city a bit easier, for us and for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll stay after all.
- Boss Bitch & Ice Queen
"Anything You Can Do" - Annie Oakley
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